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Yo, Should I Rebase Main?

Aug 31 2026·6 min read

My friend kept asking to rebase main when he meant pull, so I built him an animated git site where commits are blocks that never move.

The Interview Was the Payload

Apr 7 2026·20 min read

A fake job interview, a private repo wired to execute code three different ways, and why AI-assisted code review now belongs in the threat model.